Well, I already know of several that prove you wrong.

The Chrome version already sat in the toolbar. Just saying.

As soon as I saw that the "best value notebook" is the Macbook Air, I knew I couldn't trust this article.

I don't really see what's wrong with SMS. I don't have to use Facebook to use it, I don't have to own an iPhone, and I don't have to let Google see all of my texts (although I actually do that last one). Not to mention that it doesn't require a data connection. I really see no reason to dump it.

It's an Android phone in a box that's made for everyone that's too retarded to get a Raspberry Pi.

Good work only acknowledging part of my comment.

My girlfriend and I have long agreed that we're aborting any child that might happen to form in there. We're both far too young and financially unstable to support having a child, and she's got enough going on, already, and shouldn't have to deal with carrying a baby to term. She's on birth control, but everyone knows…

I don't know why people need to write so many things down. I guess I'm just the one weird guy who doesn't have any need for such things.

If it's got Ivy Bridge graphics, it's more than worth the money. You get all the functionality of any other laptop in a more-compact form factor. And you don't have to use OSX!

Hmmmm... $35,000 plus $500 a movie... or free from The Pirate Bay...

This isn't really related to the topic at hand, but would you mind explaining your other reasons? I've always been teetering on the edge, and I'd like to hear some opinions.

Oh, wow, that's great. I'm so glad that I could have waited and paid $300 for a better bundle than my early adopter's bundle. I'm so glad Sony isn't totally shitting on the faces of all the early adopters.

Because if you don't like Apple, you're a Google slave.

I was gonna make that joke!

Meagerly funny joke met with dumb people.

No, because I hate children.

Maybe you're joking. Yeah, that's got to be it. I don't know why else you'd think strangers care about where you live. If someone wants to rape kids, they're not going to go to Google+ to scout out targets; they're going to go to the park.

I got an iPhone because iOS is supposed to be the pinnacle of phone OSs, not because it's pretty. I really don't care for the glass on glass look, nor do I care for the fact that it looks like a thin brick.

Considering how useless the Wi-Fi is, anyway, this is a pretty great deal, if you can still hack it.

Wow, I've had this idea, for a while. Wondered how long it'd take for someone else to figure out how to do it.