Wait, so when I open a condiment and it starts spewing out, it's because it's full of icky? Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew.

This article probably would have been better off saying what RT can do. The list would have been shorter, at least.

I can't tell you the last time I've actually talked on my phone for more than two minutes at a time,. I don't even use it as a phone on a daily basis. With all of these alternative, less intrusive communication methods, what's the point in calling?

So based on those specs, it's a big iPod Touch, but without the nice screen. That sounds awful.

Intel 4000 will run Fallout 3 respectably. It runs Skyrim on low.

100MB of monthly 3G, 100GB of Google Drive storage. The Drive storage almost makes it worth it.

I see this sort of thing every day on /g/. Battlestation threads are the best.

Or buy NOD32 and get protection that actually is worth paying for. Or just get Avast or MSE. McAfee, in particular, is a joke to anyone that knows anything about computers.

It's not the best MP3 player ever made if I can't shove a MicroSD card in it.

So what you're saying is, OSX has become much, much worse.

>2012

Welcome to 2004 graphics 101? Such effective use of dynamic lighting and bump mapping was fairly new in gaming, at the time.

Yeah, it's right there.

I once had to use a pair of plyers to bend the metal on the end of a PCI ethernet card to get it to fit into the case of a 1998 Gateway computer.

They specifically said that it uses the 4S's processor. Why would anyone be disappointed that it doesn't use the 5's processor?

If there's one gadget I'm excited about, it's Google Glasses. It's everything I've wanted since I was a kid, reading about head-mounted computers in the Guinness Book of World Records.

I'm pretty much with you on this. I'll probably sell my Nexus 7 for the iPad Mini, if it really happens.

You know why you shouldn't pre-order the Surface? It's the RT version, the crippled, pointless, garbage version. It's the version that a lot of people will buy and then be like "WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CAN'T PUT APPLICATIONS ON THE DESKTOP?" It's the version that can only run Metro Apps, which will be few in number, and…

I have to admit that when I last used a Magic Mouse, the Mac I was using was running Snow Leopard, so I have no idea how well the mouse works with the gesture stuff. I will say that the Magic Mouse is one of the nicest mice I've used, even though I hate OSX's mouse settings.