Being nearly 300 lbs, I lol'd at this and agree entirely.

This is what I've been waiting for. With the Oculus Rift coming out, something like this is perfect for going along with it. All that's left is a natural interface for your limbs and we're nearing perfection.

So combat with an up-close enemy apparently consists of jumping back and forth until the enemy stops attacking, then attacking until the enemy starts attacking, again. Combat with all other enemies consists of attacking constantly. This does not look like a fun game, which is sad, because it's a cool idea (even though…

This is a nice feature, but I really could care less about it. I have my own TV to play games on. I know I'm a fringe case, though, considering I also don't have television service, and I remember all the aggravating days of "turn off the damn game, Oprah's coming on," so this is something I can at least appreciate,…

When I used to pirate 360 games to play them early, I'd never be stupid enough to play on the same console I use to play everything else. I had a separate gamertag and console, and neither of them ever saw a connection to the Internet. Why would you be so stupid as to play on an account that connects to the Internet?…

I feel like if I have to buy extra hardware beyond the basic keyboard and mouse to make the OS work properly, something is wrong with the OS. Granted, the trackpad is included with a laptop, but I shouldn't need a trackpad separate from my mouse to switch applications with any intuitiveness.

Steam does not bring DirectX 10 with it.

Looks like Kotaku forgot that it's apparently also coming out on PC.

So do you think they'd stop using MicroSD cards in the one phone that has to be approved by Google to use the Nexus name?

From my experience, they're exactly the same, minus some aesthetics. I don't really care for the menu bar at the top, and the over-reliance on keyboard shortcuts and gestures is bothersome.

I had the same question, a week ago. My Kindle Keyboard was amazing for having web browsing over 3G, but I never saw any reason to buy books over 3G when you can store hundreds of books on it from a Wi-Fi connection.

I don't care what you're doing, $3500 for a business computer had better be a server-class machine. That's just a stupid amount of money for a computer.

But the pictures are always annoyingly terrible because the filters are all the same. It looks like everyone's trying to copy off of each other, which isn't promoting creativity so much as promoting copycatism.

The actual schtick of the game is having a fully programmable processor in the ship that can potentially do anything an old-ass processor could do.

There's nowhere near enough WiMax coverage to make this useful, but at least it's a thing.

Really? That's... huh. I'm going to have to test some things, then, because I seriously couldn't keep more than four bodies in a room without one disappearing.

My biggest complaint is the low ragdoll limit. I was systematically knocking out guys and throwing them in a room, and every time I brought a guy in there, one of the others had disappeared. He hadn't respawned; he just disappeared. I assume the reason for this is resource management, on behalf of the consoles, but…

I actually agree with you. I'm going with the pacifist route on my first playthrough, so I can go back through and massacre everyone, and I find myself wishing for more pacifistic powers that are actually useful. Something like gas grenades would be nice.

Well, that's cool. It means everyone freaking out about gaming being killed by the Win8 store is wrong, because all the good games are going to have to be somewhere else.

Wifi causes major latency issues compared to ethernet.