Yikes. I remember seeing the blurb in PC Gamer (magazine) about this with that very screenshot included back when StarCraft 1 was barely more than a rumor. Fuck I’m old.

My wife and I were never wanting children, and indeed, actively trying NOT to have children - for this reason and several others. But last December, we managed to get one past the IUD somehow. Scary, right? We’re two depressed, out of shape people and despite all the odds managed to have a healthy, sweet little baby…

This sucks and I feel bad for him and his family, but I clicked his link and saw his wikipedia page. The picture is of him smoking. Can’t say I wonder how he got copd.

“Look, Mr. Bubbles... It’s an angel!”

America didn’t exist then, dood. I get that you’re trying to impress the chick with the buzzcut that sits next to you in Lesbian Economics, but still...

Interesting that the author calls someone out for calling teenagers “young children”, which is true by law, but herself refers to an 8 year old as a baby.

I need fresh faces, fresh butts...

I think the joke is on all of you, for giving her so much attention. She represents the new standard.

I guess this was his... last Christmas, after all. Too soon?