Not gonna lie, you had me in the first half.

This is the first thing I thought of when I saw Wooloo

I’m with you. Onions need to be listed EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. Do not omit onions from the descriptions. 

My issue with onions is that they taste gross and I don’t like them.

Hello there....

As if that weren’t bad enough, this poor lady finally made it to the hospital, only to discover that this was her attending medical team:

And thus, the inherent danger in telling someone to take a hike.