Talking about the real issues over here

This movie looks about 10 times better than that show...

Genuinely thought he’d died then and I missed it...

Hot Take: The next The Witcher game will allow us to to make our own witcher character, in a prequel game that takes place either shortly before or at the same time as Geralt’s past.

I can already hear the Slavic ladies chanting in my head.

I know this is a real song, but I can’t hear it in anything but Weird Al’s polka jam.

This! I recently replayed the solo campaign, and you can tell that they had solo dlc planned. It's just a bummer we'll never get it...

I 100%d singleplayer pretty early.

Sonic: The Dark Shadow

I blame Halo 5 where Contana betrays everybody and starts controlling everything, not exactly the best impression to give when you want your Digital Assistant to be helpful.

For the discerning consumer tired of prying Legos out of their insole.

Would only cost 5 million dollars!

Now need a Lego Uncron based on the $500 toy version.

Proposal; enter quiet existential crisis.

As the host of "Wheel of fish" may I say this idea is like Red Snapper:  Verrrry Tasty!

Dude musical patch notes would be rad as fuck

they’ll probably preemptively ban the use of all face masks and head coverings for “security concerns”

Holy shit, I'm so glad someone brought this classic back for this article...we were so young then...

Seriously, he’s the stupidest fucking character and always was...until some indeterminate point when the Internet suddenly decided that it loved him for some reason.