Hi! *waves* feminist and a cheater here. I have tits and a vagina.

Jesus fucking christ, is his ex wife a 14 year old experiencing social media for the first time?

I’m the knuckle-dragger, and yet you assume that someone who benefits financially from association with a corporation--a corporation whose profits depend upon the continued business (and therefore the good will) of a wide (and likely diverse) consumer base--should be free from pecuniary measures because he has repeated…

I - not sarcastically - am. You are provided no guarantee of quarter from social penalties. Act like a bitch, society may slap you like a bitch. Free speech is only protected from government oppression and inordinate (read: already illegal) societal oppression such as assault.

Hey,you’re talking about Kara Brown’s Heaven on earth. Apparently it is the ONLY place in the world worth living.

Not since Tilikum have we seen a bull so desperate for better vets.

My fellow commenters never star my shit. It isn’t because it isn’t funny, it’s because you all are a bunch of bad teammates. I’ve gone to management repeatedly about this and they kept saying who are you? And please stop talking to us. Magary just sent me a link to his book and HamNo just yelled unions repeatedly. It…

I may be a lot of things, but I’m not a bad teammate.

When you guys were called out for not reporting this in a timely manner, due to your preoccupation with defending the Mariah Carey, you claimed you needed more time to properly give this matter attention (which is inconsistent with your previous coverage of other mass shootings).

If you stop to think about it, the farther back you go in time, the less likely that is to be true.

Good thing he’s not in college. Those consumer protection violations might get him kicked out!

Exactly! Sometimes I star comments that I don’t agree with completely (although I won’t star anything offensive because duh), because they’re worthwhile opinions and thoughts to have when engaging in discussions/debates. We can learn from people who don’t think exactly like us. What a concept!

This.

Oooh, it’s like Racist Bingo! She’s got Jews Control the Media, White Lives Matter, All Muslims are Murders. She just needs Mexicans are Stealing the White Man’s Jobs and a photo of her in blackface (it’s not racist, it’s just a costume!) and she wins!!!!

Yea, when you cede the moral high ground to fucking ARAMARK, you might want to reassess your life.

Baseball is the only sport that actually looks like America.

You know....I don’t think I love this. Who is this aimed toward — teachers? Do we think teachers don’t try to intervene with troubled kids? Students? There were students interacting with this kid, and anyway, asking students to police the behavior of “creepy loner weirdos” is how you get bullying. (And I mean, say you…

Why is she hitting drywall with a hammer, seemingly at random? What outcome is she hoping for?