All they have to do is get rid of the notrils and lips. and BAM a million times better.

I can't wait until Wagner and President Obama get a photo of the two of them saying "bullshit" together, a la McKayla Maroney!

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Interesting. I wonder what basketball would look like in New York.

You don't spit on someone for being really happy about their team winning. He wasn't talking shit. He was REALLY excited (as was I) and was celebrating. Go home, Philly. You're drunk. Oh wait... You are already there. Which is where you will be watching the Saints (hopefully) barely beat Seattle from your couch.

Damn you beat me to it as I was writing this up

"I wish you would step back from that ledge, my friend."

This isn't a joke, and I apologize, but Thad Castle from Blue Mountain State needed to be recognized.

He is the best in the business in the fourth quarter.

I have orangutan arms, yo. It's a pain for sure, but y'all can hem your long sleeves...I can't lengthen too-short sleeves. Leaving a couple extra inches is clutch, since perpetually wearing 3/4 length sucks.

I don't see what the issue is? I mean, is this the first time you've noticed this? Because it's used in many clothing stores. It's rare when it's not pinned. Is the issue with how skinny the mannequins are and that the clothes don't fit? I'm confused by this article. Is the point that sample sizes are too big? The…

With lots of down time. Would you prefer they stare longingly into the distance while thinking of bald eagles while humming the star spangled banner?

Fuck you and you and you and you and you and you...

My answer is neither one.