Thank goodness for Wipeout.

I helped some guys push their broken down 67 Caprice to a service station once. They're gonna make their own Metalicar someday. It really only needs a few trim changes to be an Impala.

Dean Winchester is not amused.

"Goose-stepping morons like yourself should try reading books instead of burning them." -Marshall William T. O'Niel

Pontiac's split grille. Every car had a divider of some kind since 1959.

Yes, yes, yes. A thousand times yes. It's the Mega Track for the rest of us.

All valid points. I suppose it would make a great getaway car in 1986, but these days you'd be better off taking all the badges off an early 00's Nissan Sentra than anything else.

It does, but the rear roof line screams Grenada to me. The hood with the Aspen clip looks very late 70s Crown Vic to me as well. I know a gearhead would be able to spot a Dippy in an instant, but your average driver wouldn't be able to place it if their life depended on it. It'd be the perfect getaway car. Even if…

I suddenly must have a 1980 Dodge Dart. The amalgamation (aka "Driver" Car) factor of this thing is off the scale! Is it a Volare? Is it a Diplomat? Is it a Granada? Is it a Monte Carlo? I'd take all the trim off it and mess with people all day long.

Exactly what I came here to post. Picking on the M3 on a car site is the internet equivalent of stomping on a fire ant hill. Whoever's still around is in for a world of burn.

Yes, because these kind of women never marry extremely wealthy men and land incredibly healthy divorce settlements. That never ever happens.

First they screwed up the Charger, and I didn't speak up, because I didn't have a Charger.

In 1978 Car and Driver named the Dodge Li'l Red Express the fastest production vehicle for that year. Not too shabby for a truck that clearly didn't make any effort to minimize weight or maximize aerodynamics.

If it's truly in well maintained shape, all the trim is there and the interior is solid, I'd say it's worth the price. Not a steal, but not outrageous either. It's high enough that the person who does buy it would want to keep it in good shape. I don't know why so many people balk at the idea that a well maintained,…

Chrysler. Constantly trying to outperform...its previous model year.

This changes my worldview of Hungary.

"Hamilton enters the pits and..."

Fantastic. I listened to this song on my commute this morning. One of the best driving songs ever.

So do you!

Thanks to Dr. Drew and Love Line, I can no longer hear "bundle of snakes" without becoming suddenly and acutely aware of every vein in a certain part of my body. /TMI