I wouldn't normally go NP on something of this vintage unless it was an immaculate Dodge Magnum, but I've always really liked this decal package as well as the novelty of the old turbo 4s. This is a car I'd definitely have in my fantasy garage of malaisey goodness.

Wow. This place is great. When can we move in? You gotta try this pole. I'm gonna get my stuff. Hey. We should stay here. Tonight. Sleep here. You know, to try it out.

It was as if 175 awesome cars cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced.

And I just realized he's touching the door too, so...

Trollers gotta troll, apparently. The remaining votes I think come from Jalopnik's readers that are under 10.

It can short out your car engine through the car door, but a shop rag is all the insulation you need. Such a fantastic display of ignoring physics in action.

As is often the case, this was done better 25 years ago.

I couldn't agree more. Normally I don't like ralleyes on Valiant because they look like they're trying too hard. This just looks like it's meant to be. Great stance too.

That is a fine looking coupe.

Call me extremely biased since I daily drive one, but the Plymouth Valiant sedan is as good as it got in America (and most certainly in Australia) when it came to compact sedans in the '60s and 70s. Economical and bulletproof slant six engines, torsion bar front suspensions that could take just about any road thrown…

Valiant Hyper-Pak. Came and went far too quickly. If it was good enough for Richard Petty in the early 60s, it's good enough for me.

They are fine trucks from a fantastic lost era.

Stop making me vote CP on cars I like!

Music player of some kind. The engine is sweet music, but it does get repetitive.

In my day, they only had CD tapedeck adaptors! *shakes cane*

So that's what happened after they chased him off Bull Mountain.

This is an insanely awesome car, but 5 grand for a 1980s import that's not in immaculate condition? I, regrettably, must decline the nice price button.

I would also love a King Cobra. It takes the 70s-liciousness of the Trans Am to a new level.

I'm glad someone else got it. :)

Even when he's clearly phoning it in, I find this man entertaining.