The Valiant Hyperpak.

I humbly submit the 1998 Caravan Sport.

I don't care how wrong it makes me, I love Cobra IIs.

Had to do it.

Much obliged, Tom. Thanks again for finding all these great vehicles.

Are you a bad enough agency to rescue the President (of BMW)?

That's very considerate of you. Thank you. I really like the close up of the GMC logo and the last picture in the gallery (the 3/4 view of the truck). Thanks again for offering. It might be something worth bringing up to the powers that be at Jalop. I'm sure I'm not the only one who wishes the great pictures you've…

Anything with one of these.

I love these articles and the cars they feature, but would it be possible to get this pictures just a teensy bit bigger? You're depriving the world of some amazing wallpapers.

Exactly. That's why I would stay that far away if I was directing this spot. It also helps that his short stature makes the Geo appear to be a reasonably sized vehicle.

I guess Chryslers aren't the only thing the rest of America is importing from Detroit.

I find it amusing how far the camera stayed away from him.

And automotive society remained unchanged.

I must say, this is my favorite new Jalopnik feature.

Because crapcar.

CP only because I don't want to go everywhere smelling like French fries.

Slant Six powered Plymouth Valiants in NASCAR. (Petty drove one!)

It's not about the tag line. It's about control. If Pure Detroit wanted to start selling T-shirts featuring strippers with "IMPORTED FROM DETROIT" tattooed on their butts and Chrysler hadn't taken action earlier, they wouldn't be able to do much about it. It's no that they don't like the idea of free advertising. It's…

Some men just want to watch the world burn.