I guess Chryslers aren't the only thing the rest of America is importing from Detroit.

I find it amusing how far the camera stayed away from him.

And automotive society remained unchanged.

I must say, this is my favorite new Jalopnik feature.

Because crapcar.

CP only because I don't want to go everywhere smelling like French fries.

Slant Six powered Plymouth Valiants in NASCAR. (Petty drove one!)

It's not about the tag line. It's about control. If Pure Detroit wanted to start selling T-shirts featuring strippers with "IMPORTED FROM DETROIT" tattooed on their butts and Chrysler hadn't taken action earlier, they wouldn't be able to do much about it. It's no that they don't like the idea of free advertising. It's…

Some men just want to watch the world burn.

Valiant Wayfarer. It's a truck. It's a car. It's Slant Six powered so it'll run forever, torsion bar suspension for truck like capabilities offroad, and...um...fetching tail lights.

Yes, because I distinctly remember how much fun it was to buy an album, take it home, put it on, grab the jacket...and weep because I'd just blown my money on an album of pure shite. Ah, the good old days.

Seriously uncool.

Save the Crown Victorias.

Nice car. Crack price.

Does anyone else think Bucakaroo Banzai when they see this?

Well played.

I just remembered why Jewel was a successful recording artist.

Another one to add to my list of "Stay-The-Hell-Away-From" when people ask me to recommend used cars.

As nice as it looks, I'd rather take a car with 100k miles of regular use than 28k of thrashing. Plus, it's too nice looking (and pricey) to strip all the parts that keep it from being streetable off. Begrudging crack pipe.