@Carac: I'm sure you are a very Jalop person, but I was commenting on the fact that you're parked over the line in the photograph. :P

Fly? Yes.

@Carac: Why CLK63 Black Series drivers are asshats post in 3...2...

And just as quickly, 60 Minutes returned to being completely irrelevant.

@Dirt Pirate: I see what you did there.

It's the 'Cuda at its best looking with my favorite V8 engine, but no. A thousand times no. E and late B body owners are everything that's wrong with classic Mopars today. They all think they have some amazing diamond in the rough or super rare incarnation of a mass produced vehicle. "Oh, it's only one of 2,756 that…

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Destro! Destro and the Baroness, practicing their clarinets!

@LandofMinos. So stupid, he makes two short planks look like a computer.: I agree. I was hoping for the old Chrysler, myself, but I would've accepted the Probe as well. I thought it was a rather convenient outcome.

@Spiegel, Judge of Fudge:

There's only one red button I want in my car.

@crews200: Agreed. Robin Hood was awesome, although it had a lot of uncanny similarities to Jungle Book that even six year old me noticed.

@comrade_leviathan: Glad I'm not the only one that caught that.

I'm still mad that he wrecked that clapped out 69 Dart.

Q: Hey, what Junior say when fall off cliff?

@Twonius: We've come full circle at last! The curse is broken, Ford Ranger. Run free!

Why mess with a good thing? As much as I like the overseas Ranger, part of me still takes comfort in the 1983 roots of the US version.

It's those giant dead eyes. There like a doll's eyes...

Save the Dodge Darts.