There's only one red button I want in my car.
@crews200: Agreed. Robin Hood was awesome, although it had a lot of uncanny similarities to Jungle Book that even six year old me noticed.
@comrade_leviathan: Glad I'm not the only one that caught that.
I'm still mad that he wrecked that clapped out 69 Dart.
Q: Hey, what Junior say when fall off cliff?
@Twonius: We've come full circle at last! The curse is broken, Ford Ranger. Run free!
Why mess with a good thing? As much as I like the overseas Ranger, part of me still takes comfort in the 1983 roots of the US version.
It's those giant dead eyes. There like a doll's eyes...
Save the Dodge Darts.
@LuckyChuck hoons shopping carts: That joke had a slow burn for me, but I'm still laughing.
@vpcmotorsport: Priorities. This man has them.
Yet another reason to avoid buying a newer car.
1985 Dodge Caravan SE. It was all about those dials on the ceiling that opened the rear windows.
@Hart88: Blues Brothers!
Ooh, I missed the no A/C and no heater thing. That changes my vote. Nothing over 3 grand without climate control is my rule.
@bo8: I have that exact car! Good choice.
@VMA1T: I have that one too! Played with it just as hard.
@Will Ryan: I have a bunch of those myself. They were my favorites as a kid. Something about a car that could crash, take damage and crash again. It was fantastic.
I waited my entire conscious life for this car to be made. I was thrilled when Johnny Lightning made it.