armyofchuckness
armyofchuckness
armyofchuckness

At least Chrysler can now end without having this heap on the roster.

My ideal garage is also the informal living room. Climate controlled, well lit, couch, big screen TV and a hydraulic lift. There must be exhaust/paint ventilation and room for at least three cars in the general work area.

Car Porn with a British Leyland logo in it. I thought I'd never see the day.

-You own the factory service manual for all your vehicles.

Do I really want to live in a world with a Chevy Bigfoot?

@CJC: I had this on my Apple IIGS! I still had to dissect a real frog though.

@Audaxero: I'm glad I'm not the only one. It felt forced to the point that it seems like they're hiding something bad. Less budget, someone leaving the show, etc. Something isn't right.

Okay, this is the perfect time to ask a question that's been bothering me for years. Does anyone else remember a side by side racing game from the early 90s where the players raced red and blue Chevy Caprice police cars?

@Roberto G.: I refuse to live in a world where someone named their child "Aerostar."

I love the look of this car, but I'd rather just look at it than shell out 160 grand for it.

A sheep? A Scottish virgin? A steak and kidney pie?

Horatio, the suspect lost control of his van and it plowed into the art museum!

I would hoon it.

@porsche9146: At least he didn't say, "Nice MGB!"

@Skunky: Wow. I never thought an F-8E Crusader could look that cool.

@Kerc 2.0 beta: It has its drawback too, though. I wish I had a nickel for every time someone asked me "What year Nova is that?"