armyofchuckness
armyofchuckness
armyofchuckness

@armyofchuckness: Picture perfect numbers matching trailer queen '57 Bel Air convertible I paid 80 grand to have restored. I believe it perfectly captures everything I love about the best decade in history. I keep it in a garage with a checkerboard floor and posters of Elvis and Marilyn on the walls. I have a replica

PM yellow '69 Camaro with giant chrome rims. Because it's the best muscle car ever, that's why. If there wasn't a poster of one in every home decor shop, it wouldn't be true. Also, it's gotta have the rims! Look at those low profile tires. Those things cost 1,000 bucks a pop! It's got dual Flowmasters, but my

Nice price, but just barely. I like the color. I like that it's fixed up a bit, but not so much that I'd feel bad adding my own custom touches to it. (Camper Van!) Plus, I'm sure it would turn at least as many heads (if not more) than a comparable VW Bus for at least 10 grand less, and with more horsepower to boot.

I think she should come to a LeMons event and review the cars before the race. Maybe have a penalty be Ray's Mom lecturing the offenders on why their car is unsafe, inferior and immature.

No way a factory six-speed prototype that's technically illegal on the road is worth that kind of bank unless you've got the most extensive Impala collection in the world. Crack pipe for everyone but that guy.

@therealmusashi: I apologize if I came off as snarky. I could see how that might have been read that way. I was just excited because I figured out how to do it recently. With many of the images here, you can right click and "save link as" to get a higher resolution of the image, and if you want to skip the java

Thank ye...er, you all for the kind words, loose women and spiced rum. Now I can mark "Get COTD on Jalopnik" off my To-Do List.

@OA 5599: You've completely ruined my Valiant's rear axle for me. Thanks a lot. :P

Beats using a jack stand in the dirt.

You mean he ignores him and boxes him out? Not really brilliant scrum fucking as being good at engaging his subject. The FBN reporter does appear to be rudely interrupting, but as someone with television news experience, and I can safely say stuff like this happens every day to reporters at any network. There's very

@therealmusashi: I just downloaded it as a 1600x1236 image from that source. Did you save the link or did you save the image?

Yarr. They'll take me dipstick when they pry it from me cold, dead hand! As fer yer oth'r new-fangledy doo-dads...

I'd rather have one 300 HP car and one 200 HP car than one 500 HP anything.

@Turboner: The wagons also had the 8 1/4 axle and beefed up suspension.