I'm still mad we never got any Valiant utes.

Really? No Condor Car? It's a truck, it's a race car, it's a hovercraft. It can cut through cars faster than The Slicer and comes with a complete arsenal of Porsche killing weaponry?

@Skunky: That's the finest nonlethal military vehicle ever made!

Nice price for a gently loved supercar.

@Bullitt417: Still, there should be no association between Ford and Road Runner. That's like Mopar working on a "Lightning" engine.

@exiledgearhead: Everything about that sentence was awesome. Well done.

More beautiful design we'll never see because so many, many people lack any flexibility whatsoever. *sigh*

Yes, but wouldn't this just lead to having douche bags splattered against my garage like birds to a clean window?

This is an excellent list. I'm glad someone finally stood up with me and declared that Le Mans is not a good movie. Great car porn and shots of steely Steve, but not a great movie.

I voted nice price because it's the first time I've seen a Samurai I would actually drive.

@armyofchuckness: Here we go. Narrated by Kurt Russel. One of the best instructional videos for kids of the malaise era.

Anyone remember Disney's "Dad, Can I Borrow the Car?" The scene where he's trying to pick out his own ride and all the cars are talking to him? No? Okay. I guess it's just me.

@Buickboy92: You're not alone. It is kind of morbid to think about a kid's movie that "kills" character after character to song. This is probably where I got that desire to save derelict cars.

I hate to vote against the Caddy, but as an owner of a car that sat for a long time, I know that even the stuff that looks okay is just a few dozen miles from falling off the car.

@evoCS-Hench-Minion to the stars: Very true. Roscoe, Enos and Cletus were never hurt, even if they jumped into trees, lakes or made the occasional mid-air head on collisions.

@Tanshanomi: I really have to see this movie now.

Weird Al drove one in UHF. While I love that movie, I have no desire to pay that much to emulate Al. Crack pipe.

This is where you make nice. Talk to them. Win their trust. Get their address. Then park a Crown Vic in their living room.

If I got a T-bird it would look exactly like this one. Nice price.

@Maymar: It's okay. I laughed. I love it when a pun comes together.