Much as I love hearing how great 60s Plymouths are, this was awkwardly long.

The best part is his love for his 1997 Pontiac Grand Prix GTP. That's the true insult to late model Mustang owners.

...Or that they don't build them like Australian cars.

Dodge Valiant? My brain just popped a little.

When I make with the bang-boom, I can use car to see my hair which is silky-smooth.

Yes, but as a recent post here has revealed, the 1990 Lincoln Town Car can still turn a few heads...with the right motivation.

@Rust-MyEnemy can't grow a beard: For this MASK reference (and properly capitalizing all letters) you get a heart from me. I have my Rhino on display in my office.

@timtoolman: I was just thinking this. I would think someone else in the motorcade would at least have the decency to pay for the limo behind them.

I CAN HAVES TOYOTA. Nice price. These trucks are amazing, and to have one this nice, I would definitely survive the zombie apocalypse.

Auto braking, so you can use your legs even less.

If only it had more black goooooooooooooold.

*sighs* Ahh...Slant six Ethel.

I smell hidden camera show.

Booth numbah two, please.

Actually on second thought, my favorite defunct auto maker is Valiant by Plymouth. :P

Plymouth! But then, I'm biased.

It would look great with a CHEETOS logo across the side...

@the artist formerly known as dolo54: What is this blasphemy?

@bugattatra: If a car that doesn't technically exist yet has more power than a Mustang, does the Mustang cease to exist?

I could've sworn it was a '65.