This weekend I wondered if Antonio Brown could sue Burfict, since he so sharply declined after that hit. 

I was an early reader, but I guess I’d never heard “item” said out loud, so when I was reading something for a school project when I was around 9 or 10, I pronounced it “it-em.” Made my mom absolutely crack up.

The fries were better than they’ve ever been in my 8 years of going to Coney—they actually tasted fully cooked this summer.

My mom had Nathan’s for the first time a few weeks ago, though, and was also underwhelmed--she couldn’t believe they didn’t even have relish, let alone sauerkraut. 

I don’t know if it’s so much that white people in colonized countries aren’t welcome by the indigenous cultures, it’s that we haven’t respected them and we’ve used their culture without given them credit or profit.

Likewise, it’s not pathetic to continue enjoying your family’s traditions, regardless of how long your…

I don’t know that reporting that something happened is necessarily laying all the blame on a specific person. This particular bit is making headlines because it’s juicy.

This “given all her resources” line is B.S. We know that money doesn’t protect anyone from being unhealthy, whether mentally or physically. 

Yes! I remember that too! It absolutely blows my mind that this is treated like new, not important information. Do people not remember acid rain and other man-made catastrophes? 

I didn’t start watching it right away, and I can’t remember why I decided to start. But I do remember thinking it sounded kind of dumb, until I heard about all the layers of everything they managed to include. 

Do you happen to know where Coney’s are considered to have sauerkraut on them? My mom, who grew up in Western Pennsylvania, was in New York to visit me a couple weeks ago, and we went to Nathan’s. She didn’t say anything about it at the time, but a week or so afterward, she asked why they didn’t have Coney Island dogs…

It’s okay to point out he’s not in the best mental shape. That should be pointed out. We should demand a mentally healthy president. 

I sure hope you aren’t going around grabbing black women by their genitals to make sure they have the genitals you’re expecting. 

I was raised by basketball fans and started hearing about all kinds of volunteer opportunities at international sporting events after volunteering in Rio, and somehow had never heard of this until a few weeks ago.

I think I’m already in Season 5. They’re a glorious crew. 

I do. I do think Melania genuinely loves him, but it’s not like she can be a strong moral guide. 

The people who discover they are great actors (or musicians, or any talent that’s generally enjoyed by the public) don’t get into their careers to be celebrities, and shouldn’t have to deal with people interrupting them when they’re going about their life.

Many of them are still gracious to fans—it’s nice to know your…

Or, they’re a family that has a great sense of humor. 

Why does she have to have a condition other than a great sense of humor?

Not every couple who has a wedding cares about being the center of attention. If that was the most important thing, there wouldn’t be any decorations or attendants. Some people just want to celebrate the fact they’ve found love with the friends…

Except it’s not serious for everyone. All that really matters at a wedding is that the couple that wants to be married gets married. That’s it. *This* couple had a backyard ceremony and reception, which combined with what the bride has publicly said, makes me think they’re taking their marriage more seriously than the…

So what?

Seriously, they’re still married, no matter how many people were looking at the dinosaur instead of them. Why bother having any decorations if the point is to stare at the couple getting married without any distractions? 

I’ll share my mom with you. She thinks I’m great, but she would laugh at a wedding having the theme “Mommy’s Princess.” 

I wish more places had cinnamon alone as an option. It doesn’t really stir in well, but I love it in coffee.