Would they have ever crossed paths? I can’t see them going after the same parts. 

It’s more like Smirnoff Ice or Mike’s Hard Lemonade—they’re good when you first start drinking them, but terrible to nurse because the malt aspect comes out.

But there is a company selling vodka sodas in a can, and they just need a little lime. 

I was thrilled when I found out the guy I’m seeing can and will dance. I had a hunch because he car danced on our first two dates. 

A few years ago, Travis Kalanick got an award from a veterans group, and before presenting the award at that year’s fundraising gala, they showed a video about Uber, making it out to sound like a really great career opportunity for veterans, as if you started driving for them you were basically running your own…

I didn’t get his appeal until I saw him on stage, and now I very much get it. 

I just saw this on the account of someone who’s definitely not old. 

The scariest thing is he’s otherwise been the least controversial member of the Cabinet.  

My mom also looks fantastic in lower-rise jeans, and I think shops in the junior’s department of stores more often than she expects in her late 60s. 

I’m almost 41, and absolutely loved my 30s. 40's been pretty great, too. 

I am less than a month away from turning 41, and I have a glitter airbrush tattoo of a T-rex on my arm, I’m wearing a shirt with my college’s name because I’m going to a happy hour to celebrate the upcoming football season, and wearing a floral skirt and heeled sandals.

I think your daughter and I would get along…

Why was he a Vikings fan? I’m really curious! 

But Muslims also acknowledge Jesus, just as a prophet instead of a savior. Mary’s the only woman named by her name in the Quran. 

I saw Black Swan, Wolf of Wall Street and Eyes Wide Shut with my mom.

Except when he made the jokes, they weren’t fine. And he had never apologized or taken action to show he understands why they weren’t fine.

Sarah has actually spent time trying to make amends; she’s made an effort. 

I really think he probably should just go ahead and retire--he does not act like someone with a healthy brain. 

I seriously wonder how well that helmet has been protecting him, since his actions are not those of a person with a healthy brain. 

That’s hella wasteful. 

There are a lot of great pizzerias in New York that don’t do slices. John’s on Bleecker, Totonno’s out at Coney, a bunch of the places on Arthur Avenue...

When I was on Tinder, I actually said I was looking for someone to go to the pie-only places, but didn’t really get any hits. 

I keep hoping that some politician will appeal to the Blue Lives Matter crowd by pointing out that less guns in public will make police officers safer and better able to catch the bad guys. To make the case that if gun owners want to keep their weapons off the black market, they should register them so if they’re…

I loved “City Confidential,” but I have to admit I remember the narrator being a little more melodramatic than the situation sometimes called for.

Still never as bad as “Nightmare Next Door,” which will take a break from covering the murder at hand to talk about the detectives’ hobbies.