I can’t vote for you if you get me killed.

I went there the other day for breakfast and they said corporate ‘put the brakes’ on the entire breakfast menu until further notice. 

Totally not gettin’ old, y’all.

Remember that the trump presidency started as a joke on the simpsons. 

Because fuck 3 months of walking outside and having it feel like walking through someone’s humid, hot fart, while wearing a mask, rampant swarms of huge bugs because no human interference they grow unabated and the usual anti-summer rhetoric like burning hot cars, hot steering wheels, having to walk any length in…

I guess he’s not getting off free.

That means the constant 90 degree days are finally coming to a close, and i’m happy about it

you could always use two shells, sort of a double crunch taco

It really did look like a by-the-numbers experience even when they first showed it off. 

I’m glad people stopped bending over backward to kiss his ass.

wouldn’t a 2 pound crunchy taco become like a soggy sad mush pile within 4 minutes

I feel.... somehow better today than I have in awhile. I’ve been really active this morning, and while i know that’s gonna crap out any minute now, I’m really feeling it. for now :x

don’t forget the constant foodborne illnesses.

i mean, do you really want a half-pound eggroll, or like a 2 pound taco?

Imagine being so gross that you actively defend jeff bezos. jesus christ.

lyft has an unbalanced review system and also punishes drivers with acceptance rates that drop with fees, also I owe weekly on the car and the number of rides I do.

was the creme sickly sweet and the cake oddly stale for something that wasn’t supposed to expire for like 2 months before? if so, then, no.

More fun with lyft (hopefully this’ll be the last complaint)

The like total of 10 minutes the Sir Ian is onscreen, even doing weird cat stuff is amazing.

A little thing called Style, hon.