You weren’t rating gyrados, you were rating magikarp. 

gyrados. Yeah have fun eating stone edge and getting hit with a 4x weakness to electricity. christ.

i mean it couldn’t hurt. white castle is gross.

Don’t be mean. At least slowpoke is cute and a decent fisher.

Boy, with all the unethical restaurants revealing just how shitty they are, I should be off all fast food forever soon enough.

I liked him okay on mythbusters but when he was doing work on the late late show you really saw how fun he was.

Thank you!

Today I made it to 36 and Grant Imahara didn’t make it to 50. Sometimes life baffles me.

I mean, you could be even sadder and actually be Utah.

Wow, this hurt a lot more than I would’ve thought.

oh my god this is the best thing i’ve ever seen.

I hear “yoga” and “arts” and “edm”, and what I actually hear is, “a few hundred would-be hippies doing drugs in an enclosed environment.”

my birthday’s tomorrow and my period is fucking raging as I realized not long ago after having an especially annoying morning. i’m done with everything and everyone today, and i’ll be eating midols and drinking ginger ale all day long in between long naps and trying to forget i exist.

yum doesn’t own bk, though they do apparently throw money at trump’s campaigns so.... yeah.

I think it’s honestly one of those deals where it’s been getting passed around by several different people, they all add a little bit to the script and if it ever does escape development hell it’ll be a clunky, disjointed mess.

ubi-suck my ass.

it’s greed that allowed them to become billionaires in the first place.

So, Uh, I’m turning 36 in two days, and I started driving lyft not too long ago so I could at least have a car during this dumpster fire of events. I think I’ve run out of ways to say how remarkably fucked things are, not only in my own microcosm, but on the grand scale as well. and this gets a little depressing, but,…

Sure, root for skinny wario with no personality :x

i’m so glad waluigi isn’t in smash bros.