not sure if intended but your wording throws a bit of shade at Sev’s transition :x

well, he did like the idea of me going homeless, so he’s definitely an asshole.

No, the point of the iron man movies was be yourself

this is how the worst president in history gets re-elected to a 2nd term after being impeached and getting 100,000+ people killed. 

...Racist? what?

You’re entirely out of your ass.

I was laid off before the shit hit the fan because i was exhibiting symptoms. I’ve been struggling to pay rent and keep the lights on for the last two months. I’ve been living under siege with an abusive relative that was supposed to leave before this and i’m looking at potential homelessness after the quarantine…

Y E S!!!

Riley, Hon, the last 2 months have been like a long weekend, except instead of fun, we’ve had a farting orangutan lying to our faces about how everything’s fine and people dropping like flies and... well you’ve seen it. Now we’re just going to have people thanking dead soldiers for service in “our” liberties (Read:…

I never saw that thing with the doves. that is inspired.

Yeah, but no-one wants to remember the bad crap their heroes did. Look at kobe bryant. people went nuts trying to cover up that he was a rapist shitbag because he was good at a sport. That was a really hard month for victims.

When I got to the prototype playstation controller i’m pretty sure i heard my anus snap shut.

not to mention his penchant for young girls. yeesh.

“positive thinking”

yikes.

who wants a seafood flavored energy drink?

i bet people were saying the same thing about serious sam to be fair.

There’s just a point when you just start counting the days until he finally dies because nothing surprises you anymore, and today is that day. 

that’s a pretty big assumption.

to be fair, most of the people they’re reporting on have no discernible personalities so they have to spice it up with exclamation points