take your star and get out

I read that right, right? that don jr doesn’t realize that if he were in hong kong, he’d most likely be protested against right? like, how much of a fucking nimrod can you be

ok guy, you’re at a 9, we need you at a 5. calm down. no one is making you play those games or their modes.

why sandwich

*whispers to the next reader* I don’t think he likes the online modes very much.

it’s cute when one of the worst cultural appropriators starts fighting a person who’s only really known for being married to mariah carey for.... mariah carey? I mean, I read the article (I mean, as much as I could stomach without having to throw up about how much these two idiots are worth) and I didn’t really....…

oh couldn’t possibl- *looks it up*

please sue them disney please sue them disney please sue them disney
please sue them disney please sue them disney
 

people actually care about brandon routh as superman?

I have worked at taco bell, coworkers have brandished knives at me. it happens.

some of us have social anxiety when it comes to this kind of thing.

typically yes but not always. you always risk like getting a old piece which is worse than chewing on a rock.

Mm. Author neglected to provide that information

I always hate it when a person creates something popular, then drags their feet on an ending. I get people have other things in their lives, but c’mon. When you wait this long to finish something, the story and the fans suffer for it.

nothing good ever comes from some guy’s basement.

yeah but keurig wishes they were the kind of bastards nestle are.

how many of these things do you think are going to get recalled

it’s pretty weird that even car washes are trying to vibe check popeyes now

it’s cute how boris johnson acts like he has a fucking leg to stand on.

i like how everybody is up in arms about plastic straws, but all of you fucking heathens keep buying k cups.