seven patties? jesus christ, no wonder we have a weight problem in this country.

my question is, what mcdonalds sells strawberry sundaes?

fuck, how does he keep... getting worse? I keep expecting him to bottom out but he never does! 

I mean, spend well over a decade being pulled aside and being forced to watch yourself act a fool and see how you’d feel about having to do it.

as long as he takes mike pence with him.

How about we just scratch texas off the map. Like, fuck you, you’re a detriment for the country, assholes.

awww that’s sweet.

Don’t hurt yourself trying to grab that low hanging fruit.

Why don’t you ask Muhlaysia Booker, Claire Legato, and Michelle Simone why they’re outraged at this kind of shit? OH WAIT. You can’t. know why? because they were beaten the fuck to death in may because the bullshit assumptions that ‘tr*ps are gay’ and ‘trans women are just men in wigs’.

I feel like this is how people try to justify blackface.

He’s Transgender. 

On behalf of people with taste buds: Y u c k.

You see that the orange shitbag is president and this is the first horseman?

I know someone who works at a bk, for those vegan/vegetarian folx, you have to tell the cashier of your dietary restrictions otherwise they’ll cook it on the same grill as their meat options.

he shouldn’t be that wealthy in the first place.

yeah fuck you jeff.