wait, you’re seriously telling me people paid 50 dollars to watch these two idiots get married. oh my god this world is fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucked.

Came here specifically for this

WHEN IS CLUELESS HERO

On it.

I’ll do YOU one better! WHERE IS CLUELESS HERO

Jesus christ I don’t think anything in any medium has sounded as absolutely wasp-y as that sentence. 

are people up in arms about this? seriously, when i was working at a taco bell there were people regularly having sex in the back. 

Ugh. I think it actually makes a little worse that it was for the movie.

there’s so few times I get to use this

I feel like they missed the opportunity to call him captain falcon.

The next time you have a thought, let it go.

Bad, BAD year for the incels.

And sometimes a cigar is just a beautiful woman’s penis

You know what, this is fucking genius  

*the eggs form a smiley face* aaaaa i see what you did there. the eggs make a smile because it’s breakfast time and i should be happy about it.

“yes, there is a bathtub”

OH MY GOD SOMEBODY PUT IT INTO WORDS

Go to bed, Arnold.

The hell are you talking about? The explicit embrace of racism is here. the solution? Round up anyone who’s even bought a maga hat (even as a joke) and have them chemically castrated so they can’t procreate anymore. After that, take all the neo-nazis, would-be skinheads, and the south as a whole and just plain....…

I can only wonder if it’s going to happen with the switch lites.