Fuck the Mariners, and I’m a lifelong fan. The same team that blocked the building a basketball arena WITH ALL PRIVATE MONEY now wants tax revenues, or else? Fuck that. We have major problems in this city with housing and homelessness, and any public money that we can free up should be going there, not to these…

Lucky they’re not black.

The T-1000 couldn’t just become a chair, because then he’d have to know exactly where John Connor was going to be at any given time. That was basically the whole movie — him trying to figure out where John Connor was, or was headed, and then getting there first. Like when he imitated John Connor’s foster mother.

My son once made a similar suggestion when his youth soccer team went four straight games without a goal. Have 10 players surround one player with the ball and move en masse towards the goal. Upon reaching the other team’s back line, let the player with the ball break out (to avoid offsides) and go 1v1 with the…

My only wish is that it had been Tom Cable in this video. Seahawks fans, back me up.

Smokin’ hot. Oh, wait, you said WHO, not WHAT.

I always had a ridiculous number of Tom Candiotti baseball cards. Every goddamn package I opened had a Tom Candiotti. Could I get a Kirby Puckett? Or a Darryl Strawberry? Or maybe a Ken Griffey, Jr.?

I mean, what’s an undersized guard out of Washington ever done for the Celtics, anyway?

That’s a fallacy, though. Were that same tax money not being used for a new stadium for the Raiders, it could be used on something else. So, while certainly most Nevada residents will not be footing this tax themselves, the benefits of that tax will flow to rich NFL owners, not the citizens of Nevada themselves. Every…

Wait, I’m confused ... a guy walks out of the gas station carrying two garbage bags, walks over to the garbage can in the alley, puts the bags in, and then ... walks back to the gas station with two garbage bags. WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON??!!

Wait wait wait. Who did the Mariners lose to in the playoffs? The Yankees. What AL team WAS unquestionably most inspired/affected by 9/11? The Yankees. It was the only time in the last 50 years that all of America actually found themselves rooting for the Yankees. Their win was America’s win, a triumph over tragedy.…