You thinking that “We ain’t leaving till 6 in the morning” is a Jay-Z reference and not a Snoop Dogg reference makes me feel old as hell. 

Maybe if Black Hat Guy was on their board...

I’ve been thinking about Jeep and their design lately, and I really think they should jump into retro styling with both feet. The Wrangler is great, design-wise, a mix of new and old and functionality. They should take a bit of that approach in the rest of their lineup. The Compass is a nice middle ground with the gas…

If I had infinite money, I would offer FCA eleventy billion dollars to make a boxy, 1993-style body for the Cherokee - just for one or two model years.

According to Jim was a television show that was on TV. Starring Jim and Courtney Thorne Smith.

Hey now, he’s made a pretty good Harry Mudd and he was great in Hesher.

Sounds like a challenge!

Rainn Wilson: “OK, I accept!”

If they can make one funny joke in a 30-minute episode, it will be infinitely better than the Will & Grace reboot.

Fuck yes, we are on pace for Frasier 2020 soon!

Penis envy. Intelligence envy.

Lincoln and LBJ would be up there for me

or Teen Girl Squad

Because deep down, they know. They know that Obama is smarter, kinder, and most painfully, much more popular and better liked than any of them will ever be. They also know that he looks even better than he ever actually was when compared to them.

Serious question:

He’s like a sunfish. Their teeth all fuse together into one beak-like structure. Also, they’re extremely stupid and utterly worthless.

Intresting study in dental diversity. Cruz has dozens of little lamprey teeth while the other guy appears to have one single solid tooth, as though his upper and lower mandibles have fused into one enamel plate.

I love HZD, but claim it does “everything Zelda does” is ridiculous. I’m just going to assume you haven’t played Zelda at all because the statement is just plain ignorant.

So is that why Zelda is better reviewed than Horizon?

"His face and $500 looks like Hannibal Buress," thought Hannibal Buress.