I was hoping i would see this comment

That’s why I like to grab my tit, shake it, and say “Say hello to the man”.

My eyes are down here!!!

pretty sure this is the donald...

I may be reaching too far here, but 3 months after release . . .I hope its hacked and people figure out how to load roms into it.

I hate that this makes him much more likable. I never really thought of him as a bad guy though (Cheney), just some mentally average person propped up to power because of his last name.

A bunch of people stand around the Mewtwo stand, frantically battling it.

I’m doing my Bush dance, too.

During a diplomatic tour in Africa our then President was dancing his way through improved relations.

So excited I am doing my Bush dance.

Feels.... right.

Want it..... build it .......people will buy it...... build it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I need that front bumper!!

a congealing buffalo wing cemented to outgrown armpit hair

Nothing is sacred it seems

“Netflix and chill? Naw babe,’come through and catch this Gyrados”

Just waiting for some horrifying woman’s cloyster pics to show up in response to this new version of dick pics.

I think a show with Reid, Harris, and LeBlanc would work well.

No, I'm pretty sure if I were camping in an area where it would warrant such a thing, I'd be packing a pistol in the least.

There is a difference between a tool which can kill someone but which has other purposes, and one which is good for nothing but killing people.