The modern iteration of the ZZ454 packs a whopping 575 HP, so...guess you should be glad I don’t bring up ft. / lb.? ;)

I can’t quite put my finger on why, but this feels like a science fiction story that extrapolates from some basic idea but, years later, you realize completely missed the boat.

Anyone who has seen my posts on Jalopnik knew this was coming. I looked forward to every summer when I had one of these. When I get a garage again, I’m buying another one.

Like 10 years ago I was having a morning quickie with my girlfriend. She wanted me to give her a facial so when I was close I pulled out and came...all over the face of our 6 month old kitten, who awoke from a nap due to the commotion and came over to the bed to investigate what was going on.

Does the turbo 4 feel overworked? C&D continue to complain about Volvo 4-cylinderizing their entire line-up. Per them, they lack refinement and don’t yield any significant gas mileage gains vs the competition.

Mad Jack Churchill would probably agree with you.

Meh, tapes are cool and vintage and all, but not as cool or as vintage as my system, which is a lute-playing minstrel riding shotgun.

“all it needs is a fuel pump” is instant Crack Pipe on a car priced like this. On a car this expensive you’d have replaced that pump before offering it for sale. Instead, it is code for “watch out! Run! Run now and run fast!”

Note: I was born in 1960, and my life in the closet included a Navy career even before DADT. When I was born, being gay was criminal nationwide. So a lot of what I would have needed to tell my younger self is not nearly as applicable to anyone in the closet today. Thank God, and thank all the amazing people who were…

I can confirm: wool seats are much quieter than leather when you fart.

For the most part, the measures that have been either taken or recommended to fight the “opioid crisis” have focused on getting physicians to prescribe fewer opioids. But since about 2010, deaths from opioid overdose are fairly flat. The big increase has probably come from illegal opioids like heroin or illegally…

Unlike Tesla’s Autopilot, a driver won’t be required to touch the wheel on occasion to confirm they’re still alert; Super Cruise is designed to use facial recognition software through an infrared camera on the steering column that can determine whether a driver’s asleep, or not paying enough attention to the road.