i bet Lauren and the bartender on the lower floor had an “issue” at some point.

so black people were acting conspicuously, stereotypically black. Basically asking for, nay pleading with someone to say something.

this is why it’s so essential that women who were at one point, thought to be, or behaved as if, or were given credit for being too good for certain men on the upside, face them on the downside.

there is a problem we can solve in our lifetimes. adding es to penis or uterus, is a terrible way to make a plural. there must be some better alternative given the sensitive content often necessitating that these terms be pluralized. I find it jarring.

like cunt punting a medicine ball.

I think you have to be realistic about the source material.

C3 is the best looking car body, ever.

so tax write-off.

MONZA

bad transmissions and bespoke starting traditions. crack pipe.

Negotiating for cab fare when your car is parked literally just outside is an advanced move.

None of which will gift the world with the buttafuoco-pov from the autocare pit view of Alyssa Milano’s moose knuckle.

I used to mock Straight Pride. Like everyone else I once thought it was basically unnecessary. I am not so convinced anymore. I think the collective state of heterosexuality, not to mention California and Massachusetts, can use a boost every now and then. We fall into a “pride” trap where we focus on the excesses of…

to be fair, they are doing a better job than gawker commenters.

She’s the Brianna Wu of Minnesota.

what if we built a box, and installed a pedal, but they didn’t connect to anything. would that make you happy? if you are trying to call Corvette owners old, man, you need placated in condescending ways.

more to that point, that people on a list paid 300 bucks to be on that list, makes that list more valuable than a list of people who happen to have or use the feature. they could bump a cost elsewhere to just charge 300 bucks, but it’s the buy in to that feature that makes people better product to consumers of bmw…

I wonder how valuable those lists of people who’ve paid 300 dollars for 20 years are or will be to phone makers and service providers. I bet if you bitch enough you can get some sort of discount from BMW. I mean if you seem like the type to be worth having on the list.

To be fair, shouldn’t all Boris coverage belong to McGary. Politics, sports, food, he may be shaky in, but over privileged twats, he’s a dead ringer.

the upshot of this, conservatives still get their Brexit, and if their leader is a baboon, which all of this evinces, then all conservatives have to be is not May and Not Boris to have a future.