Apparently he’s a pretty great guy.

That’s horrifying. Finding yourself unintentionally agreeing with Matt Walsh is a fate worse than death.

The best part about the whole routine is that if the FBI was actually tracing you for transferring suspicious files, the absolute LAST thing they’d do is blow their investigation/data gathering and alert you in advance.

Going gaga for Trump is the Platonic ideal of “that silly old bandwagon”.

Basically a week-long drug-fueled party in the desert. It’s also unintentionally/hilariously become one of the most glaring, shameless displays of white privilege in America despite the alleged “come one, come all” hippie ethos. (Seriously, look at the ethnic makeup of the attendees. And the amount of white collar…

As a proud, longstanding metalhead, this is easily the most offensive thing he’s done in my eyes. Forget all that other nonsense he’s pulled. You do not tarnish The Horns.

Yeah, I feel the same. On the one hand, he’s clearly a smart and talented kid. Even funny sometimes. On the other hand... what the fuck does he even think he’s saying? Like, really, jackass?

It also sounds vaguely sultry, almost complimentary. Which is why it always weirds me out when bigots try to use it in a way that’s derisive.

No. Not at all. I find it beautiful.

You can’t even reach into the depths of your Polish soul and find a way to love vodka again?

He really is. But I love him for it, and I’m pretty sure there are times when the guy is doing a public service.

“but maybe I shouldn’t get too invested in Chris Brown’s brain.”

Yeah, I’m always struck by people taking at face value our leadership’s simultaneous saber-rattling at Iran and ignoring of the sins of the other major players in the region - Saudi Arabia, Egypt, even Turkey. They’ve all got plenty of blood on their hands, it’s just some are allies (or at least non-antagonists) of…

Hi angry internet person! Irish-American here. We’ve been cracking wise about ourselves for generations. Deep breaths, deeeeeeeeep breaths.

Boston has one of the highest per capita rates of liquor consumption of any major American metro area. (Source: Something I read once, and I’ve lived there.)

May I present to you: “Kurdish women fighters wage war on Islamic State in Iraq”

Thank you, Kara.

In a weird way, I almost feel the first season was somehow better at attending to misogyny within its own narrative. Granted, it suffered full-on from women being treated as footnoes/accessories to the two male leads’ stories. And it failed the Bechdel Test with flying colors. Let’s just put those on the table.

I agree with you there. Pizzolatto has written a lot of tone-deaf things, but that moment actually came across as humane.

That fleshlight is totally unsurprising. It’s clear that Trump came into money when he was born and has been hung up on the idea ever since.