“Fancy canned fish” sounds like the ultimate oxymoron. 

“Why offer cheaper cars when we can just offer longer loans for more expensive cars?”

It is because we spent so much time teaching a whole generation that “racism is bad” instead of “doing X, thinking X, institutionalizing X is bad.” So you’ve got a large amount of people who are racist as hell, but get genuinely pissed off when you accuse them of it because they’ve internalized racism as bad, but they…

It never ceases to amaze me how many of these people, who devote every waking moment of their lives to being hateful racist monsters, get so fucking offended when you call them a bunch of hateful racist monsters.

Troll says trollish lies to get troll reaction, relishes in troll attention.