@yesboss: I'm too lazy for that so I'll just add a comment in support.

@SkipErnst: You've a stick up your ass and and desperately need the services of a hooker.

@badasscat: But we already know that Leno is the king of backstabbing assholes. It just makes Dave sound bitter to continue repeating that Jay is an untrustworthy scumbag who doesn't deserve to be on television as he lacks any sort of comedy or cultural value.

Dave, we know. Leno is a remorseless, backstabbing asshole. We agree. Give it a rest.

Will we get a game where we fight Faye Reagan's genital warts?

@Poul Wrist: Gosh I wish I could be a tyrant and demote comments.

@Đipic: Did you think before posting this comment at all? I'll walk you through the process:

At any point did you think, "Perhaps I should test this concept on a softer surface THAN A METAL KITCHEN COUNTER FOR THE GODS' SAKES"?

The avatars should not "try to get the player's attention in an annoying manner".

@GameBuddy: oh the boobies are problematic but shadowy vag is fine? lol

@Monkey Bars: What if the whole game was an elaborate in-joke that went horribly wrong? That DNF never really existed and 3D Realms has been fucking with us?