Who says you can't buy one?

Streisand effect anyone? I fear that by making this a public issue, it puts an actual solution out of reach.

I like how they cut away right before the rider's face goes into the Audi

who needs a 308, when there's Pontiac Meras floating around craigslist for an eigth of the price

My friend tommy bought a new couch. His female roommate brought home an uber driver and had dirty sex on the couch a few days later. Uber driver spent the night on the couch, drunk and butt-ass naked. In the morning, with tommy in the room trying to wake him up, the man released his stockpile urine all over the floor,…