Al Davis is clawing his way out of the grave to draft this guy.

But is that running from the cops speed?

Imagine how many more shoes Nike can sell now that they can say “If the fastest man in the NFL wouldn’t take $1 million dollars to wear Adidas shoes, why would you pay for them?”

That is the face of a man who did not see this coming.

For whatever it’s worth, Charlie Brooker himself seems to reject this take. As far as he’s concerned, the uploaded personalities are “really” them, not just clever simulacra chatbotting with each other.

Regardless of what you believe vs. I in regards to God’s existence, my church does some absolutely amazing things to help the community with the donations they receive.

If someone can tell me how to get my household car insurance down to $60/month (without leaving me with bare bone coverage), internet to $30/month, and student loans to $0/month I’ll pass some of the savings on to you.

Alright, let us rephrase for you. I’ll add a clause so you can get it through your skull.

I feel so stick to my stomach about everything.

The House. The Senate. The Justices.

I’ve been dizzy all day and I just want to hug HRC.

I had severe PTSD from the debates and now I just want to lay down under my desk and cry.

I’m not a Berner but he REALLY tried. I really can’t understand HOW you could be all for his campaign, then look at HRC’s only slightly different campaign and say “NOPE!”

Sure, go ahead and get cocky. You’ll see what happens.

THAT CHEEK!!!

I consider myself to be a huge Simmons fan.

Apologies for this being long but I need to get this off of my chest.

It’s a super delicate situation, but honestly I think you did the best you could. I’d be super-pissed too if the counselors/aides were just acting like they can’t be bothered to not do their job.

Remember, when someone can use the r-word and still have the moral highground against you.... you are truly an asshole (or taking an asshole position).

I have an exception to your rules on standing in a game. I was at a White Sox game a few years ago and a group from Misericordia sang the National Anthem. For those of you who don’t know what Misericordia is, it’s a home for people with mental disabilities, mostly downs syndrome. Well, we have season tickets, for…

That is the scariest one ever posted.

I’ve still not heard anything that is even remotely as scary as the “Look at Me” one, but every year I look forward to you wonderful commenters trying to best it.

I don't mean for this to come off as pretentious, but you sound like a jealous asshole who just hasn't enjoyed the purest form of the taco. Everything you have ever eaten in your life has essentially been garbage. Everything. Once again, I'm not trying to sound like a jerk, but "taco meat" is NOT just the protein we…