Whose side are you on?! You can’t be saying that kinda stuff too loud, they might actually listen

This is a great article, David. 

Depends on the Subaru. Our Outback has a squirrel who smokes cigarettes in lieu of an engine

Can you imagine if every Toyota dealer didn’t have an inept service department? Their cars would literally run forever.

they already have a good coupe. Its called the BRZ/FR-S/86. How about you give THAT more power and continue to make the STi a 4dr. If you wanna use the Subaru platform to make a Toyota, by all means go ahead. But if you’re gonna do anything, bring back the wagon version. And I mean the WAGON. not the hatchback...

Don't get me excited...

This was me:
*Read Headline*
“Well they can’t make a new Celica All-Trac because it’ll be a 4-door... Camry All-Trac?!?!”
*Reads article*

GASP

2021 Celica confirmed?

I was on the fence about having kids

I know, this cracked me up. The thing about David is, “convenience” and “comfort” are not things he can be bothered with. He would and probably will answer... “why spend the $25 when I’ve already got this screwdriver?”

That makes me think about a Lexus take on die rote sau:

They've decide the new Gen cars are too isolated so they are engineering squeaks and rattles in search of more NVH

IROC

I never understand why rich people marry after they have already been married. I don’t see the point...? I am poor and still would never marry again.

You forgot to mention the GTI is too fat and safe, the Corvette is too expensive and going mid-engined will cause Zora to roll over in his grave, the Boxster/Cayman’s turbo-4 sounds terrible... God, it’s like you aren’t even listening to us complain, Patrick. This article really missed the mark.

Agreed

All I can think about is the penny racers I had as a kid. Wind up cars that drove normally, until you put a penny in the continental kit slot and then they wheelie across the room.

That’s so 2015.