arkboy
Arkboy
arkboy

A crafting system and a skill tree do not qualify as “content”, no matter how complicated they are.

Yeah let’s pretend the opening of Star Wars doesn’t take part in glistening white corridors and that those scenes are in no way iconic, definitive, or memorable

If you’re going to be an absolute arsehole about facts about this country, get them right, dear. Otherwise you’ll just look like a child in the face of truth and history. Face it: I’m right, you’re wrong. I’m older than you. Clearly I know my Scottish - and importantly, Glaswegian - history better than you. Clearly

I failed “how to Brit 101". I’m totally British, both parents British, all four grandparents British, and everyone in the whole family loves tea apart from me. I’ve never been able to stand it, in any form.

Exactly! The whole concept was non-existant in my part of Scotland until about 15 years ago when it became fashionable. High tea is the term I know it as.”

Thank God for them.

This is the slow-creep and normalization that people were warning about when some people said that microtransactions were okay since they were usually “just cosmetics”.

It was never going to stay “just cosmetics”, that’s just how they got their foot in the door.

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Bovril is the best in moments like that.

Wait. Is that a sandwich or a fish hot dog?

this is heathanism

100% right here. And 1000% my mom would put butter down on that bread before the tartar sauce because that’s just what she did with every sandwich, every time. 

You should try a fish finger sandwich sometime.

Live with your decision! It’s the only way to truly appreciate a Choose-Your-Own-Story book. You turn to the chosen page and read your miserable fate, and then you talk with your best buddy and he got a better ending and you think “damn Pete. You’re smarter than me!”, then you recommend the book to another buddy

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Let’s ask Uncle Roger! (I know I should go with the OG fried-rice video, but this is far, far, far more hilarious - especially for us Brits, who are tired of being lectured by a fat white guy about what healthy school meals are and who decided launching a “Jerk Rice” microwaveable rice-bag was a good idea...

Like, in the day and age of Google, these levels of mistakes on everyone’s part are just baffling. It’s never been easier to learn stuff about other cuisines! I’m banging my head, but I think only one of the buns approached actual Japanese flavors.

You can hold “A” while in your inventory to sort items! That was a big one for me.

Hahaha. Im laughing now cause its so ridiculous.

UGH you are SO right, it even made that clear RIGHT in the article. And my whole post was celebratign their decision and what they are abotu and I STILL Fucked it up. I’m the worst ally. Thank you for correcting me.