Why isn’t there a water buffalo (large water tank trailer) on every street? The National Guard must have a bunch of them, and other states could lend them to Michigan for the duration. At least that way people could walk 100 yards to get some potable water in gallon jugs. Or set up a system where tankers go through…

WOLVERINES!!! (Kudos to those who don’t have to google it to get it)

The spice extends life. The spice expands consciousness. The spice is vital to space travel.

The bomb did not end the war. The US accepting the condition that the emperor remain in place - same as the Japanese requested before the US dropped the bomb in order to show the USSR how big its dick was - ended the war.