I assumed the sprinkler system was full of bleach and they opened the valve for a good 30 seconds at the end of every night. Or they just burned the club down and rebuilt it every week.

Scale of crack den fridge to tasteful open house spread, how good are the snacks usually?

Is there a button I can push or money I can spend to fast-forward to this point?

lol just imagine the backlash if this dude was lecturing women on how to control their emotions, fix toxic behavior, and behave better in divorce.

Propping kids up to shill for taking away gun rights is so incredibly transparent and cynical.

For hetero clubs, single males are generally unwelcome and you’ll need to know someone to get in, where single women get the red carpet treatment.

Be in the top 10% of attractiveness, or make peace with only being there to watch.

Just watch. Bethesda finally moving to games as a service and putting an end to singleplayer RPGs.

So we should just let them keep killing until they run out of bullets or get tired?

I was out of work but part time in school for about a year and a half around 09-10. Fucking SUCKED. Made me a permanently shittier person.

Rules for men and women in relationships are not the same. Dudes are 100% cool with this behavior as long as she’s willing to meet their sexual needs. Hell, for many, it’s the dream.

Three weeks sounds about right for transitioning from “oh my god I get to live with this person I’m so in love with” to “if I murder them, the corpse will stink, but I still think that’s an improvement”.

Whose house is this single little bedroom located in?

Seriously, imagine a bunch of men get together to discuss what it means to be a woman.

lol once Trump has the reigns, ICE are literal Nazis!

Those parents should have thought about that before dragging their children across an international border illegally.

This is absolutely what’s happened. They are put with other family, and from there they are sent to some different family and everyone plays dumb when questioned by ICE or simply refuses to answer the phone altogether. Now they’re just like any other undocumented person, probably living with other undocumented people…

Side note, a small quantity of gasoline can consume an astonishing amount of styrofoam.

Oh, for fuck’s sake. They aren’t being led to death camps, they’re being deported for entering the country illegally. Yeah, you wear a wristband when you’re in custody, genius. It’s because you’ve committed a crime and are now being detained and processed.

I am over graduation caps. Every May, and entire month of unfunny try-hard puns, references, and jokes about student loans. Same shit every year, but everyone thinks they’re the first to come up with everything.