Oh, I’m so sorry the upstanding citizens who stopped a deranged shooter didn’t do it fast enough for your approval!

But muh narrative!

America has always had guns. The guns haven’t changed.

Unplug your Echo/Alexa/whatever and throw it in the trash.

RIP the poor sons of bitches who man the phones at Fedex and Amazon.

everyone saying “don’t worry, you’ll find someone!” was full of shit

Exactly.

Yep. Really love being told that my problem is “you need to stop being unhappy about being single and just accept it”. Like, why don’t you just fuckin’ come right out and say that I don’t deserve anyone?

“We’re gonna get you laid, bro!”

I solved this problem by drifting away from all my friends until I no longer had friends to compare myself to.

What is the utility of a self-driving system that requires you to pay as much or more attention to the road as driving the car yourself?

These cars are clearly designed to go way faster than any legitimate transportation purposes. Ban assault cars.

Don’t street race. You could get yourself killed, or worse, you could end up killing a young mother and nearly her child too. Don’t be an idiot.

Really no different than the standard “he was such a good boy, he never hurt nobody, he was going to college spiel always given by the family of some shithead who murdered a convenience store clerk in a robbery and then died in a shootout with the police or whatever. People are myopic. They’ll never admit that, just…

Imagine you worked your hardest at an important job for eight years, and were replaced by a vulgar buffoon who immediately began undoing everything you accomplished out of spite.

Hoard them for the apocalypse, they will be worth something in trade.

Generally my turnaround time on this mistake has been a helluva lot less than 3 years.

Willing to bet there was never any “long distance relationship” from her perspective, and she’s spent the last 3 years dating normally and trying to ignore the weird clingy dude who keeps trying to talk to her.

So, allow mass shooters to kill with impunity while you cross your fingers and hope it never happens? Wow, that’s a loser strategy. Wanna explain to the parents of dead kids “We don’t like guns, so we just kinda went with hoping it didn’t happen to us”?

It’s a risk I’ll take, if it means stopping the killer faster. Beats the police sitting outside sucking on their thumbs while a crazy person executes every last person in the building.