hurr hurr hurr nobody ever makes that joke ever

Which is absolutely great. It’s not “extreme privilege” - it’s getting to a point in your life that you don’t have to worry about your next paycheck

All of Lifehacker’s content is written from a perspective of extreme privilege. None of the staff is struggling and none of them were forced to take the job because there was no real, immediate alternative to avoid being thrown out of their home.

They want “ethical” snacks but expect an independent contractor on the hook for their own gas, maintenance, and insurance to bring them food five nights a week while making half the living wage. ‘Kay.

Yeah, that’ll show ‘em! Rampage around our country murdering people and we’ll send some of you home for a time out!

If there is one thing this past year has taught me, it is that Trump will definitely be reelected.

“Posing a threat to the public” is not the standard for detention. Being eligible for deportation is the standard. ICE’s entire purpose is to identify, locate, detain, and deport people who are in the country unlawfully. I’m glad that you’re not robbing and murdering people, but that alone does not entitle you to…

I know all about how pissy people get about road closures, but damn, how do politicians shell out even more money in the name of traffic flow?

Neither party will agree to anything that keeps their fossilized power broker class out of office.

Just tell them Obongo did it, they’ll believe you.

Oh, how wonderful, we’ve found the bar. Democrats don’t believe in replacing stingy SNAP benefits with a box of garbage.

Sounds like an argument for holding our public servants to a higher standard.

And yet this is one of the few policies with a bipartisan consensus: Your financial advisor should be able to actively scam you out of your money.

I mean, it’s not like I was ever going to retire anyway.

It’s true that there is no national, enforced response standard for state or local police. But the information is out there and any local LE officials SHOULD know what lessons were learned from Columbine and how to respond to an active shooter.

Gun control is literally, factually, a racist policy.

Teenagers bad at risk assessment demand revocation of civil liberty explicitly protected by the constitution.

The Wall Street class wants the rest of us disarmed, because they know what’s coming.

I don’t. I’ve got a Google Alert set for when it happens, so I can drink to his utter cowardice.

Actual Harrison Ford probably would have taken the deputy’s gun away from him and gone in.