Uhhh no. Why in the world would a former employer not report that a former employee was terrible? If employers only ever said good things about former employees, that would make employer recommendations all but worthless.

wait, I thought Archer’s former hangout was an IHOP, when he split up with Armstrong?

It is a story about aliens. They’re not humans, they’re humanoid. Earth is nowhere in the picture.

I don’t get it. Are you saying that the things court said she did, ie “Assassinating the character of the women who accused her husband of sexual assault. Voting for the patriot act and military intervention in Iraq?” is stuff that never happened?

According to DC, Convergence (if that’s what you’re talking about, rather than one of the Crisis titles) was supposed to open up the timelines to allow all the writers to create their own fully realized canon in each title, and allow them to pull characters from any timeline or alternate universe (including the pre-Fla…

Hold on, is it pre-Convergence, or post? Because I was under the impression that Convergence was a self-contained time bubble of a story?

That is the impression I got, too! Fuggin comics, man.

And this is why more people should be reading Valiant titles like Harbinger and Bloodshot (or, this year, Bloodshot Reborn and Ninjak, since Harbinger and Bloodshot both wrapped up their runs last year, and both titles first and foremost focused on telling stories, with a beginning, a climax, and a conclusion, and…

What actually wowed me was that you think “parse” and “obtuse” are “big words”. Wow.

That is because it’s the alpha. Which the narrator announced pretty loudly, saying that basic game elements were in place and everything else was subject to change. The UI is never finalized by the alpha, unless it’s a gameplay system as well.

You win.

Apparently, 1980 and after are all no-good millennials? I’m guessing that means some millennials remember Tom From Myspace, and AOL Instant Messenger, and actually needing a college email to join Facebook, and others don’t know what life was like before The War On Terror and pinstergram.

Ummmmm

Yup, it was that very limited series that was published over there, too, but I think it felt to some of them like, “finally! Marvel thinks our country’s legit!” which is a little sad, because the comics scene in the subcontinent is actually massive and there are a lot of Indian artists who’re being poached by Marvel…

Yeah, I think they were issues 32-33, which were such a nice/happy/sad surprise when I realized they actually took place during that chronal anomaly gap in the original run. I liked SpOck. I miss him. The fact that he was able to inspire Spider-Ben at the end, and not Peter, and how that pissed Peter off to no end,…

Spider-Man India is Pavitr Prabhakar, not “Peter” anything.

A big part you say? Where? I read the entire thing, and I don’t remember him doing anything especially momentous, although I did like his fearful musing that all the non-Peter Parker Spider-people were walking to their doom, because they weren’t Peter Parker.

That was one of my favorite episodes, absolutely.

I bet you they don’t watch it because, funny though the show is, it’s also actually pretty real. And constantly has some of the douchiest tech developers as under-the-radar special guest stars.

As it should be. Jemima Pearl IS the fucking bomb! Whatta firecracker!