Because your vision can change over time.  And how do you know that you have 20/20 vision?  Because the DMV said so last time you had your driver’s license renewed?  That’s hardly a comprehensive eye exam.   And it’s not just about your vision, it’s about your eye health too.

My husband must be an outlier. Dental hygiene is, now that I think about it, sort of his hobby. He uses things I never knew the name of but I do now. He owns gum stimulators, interdental brushes, a scaler, and other tools he ordered on the advice of his dentist. He has dental floss stowed away at his office, in his…

There is a toxic fringe of the Men’s Rights Movement* that refuses to wipe or wash their arses...because it’s “gay” to touch a man’s butt, even if it’s your own and your motive is cleaning it. I don’t doubt such men also consider it “gay” to stick a long, rigid item in their mouth and wiggle it about. Particularly as i…

As educational as The Sexist History of Pornography! Who could have thunk that yet another hypocritical industry benefited mostly white men from conception to present day!

Reason #27,466,383,993 to never marry a straight male.

Right?!?  I brush at least twice a day, floss...more than many people, and use mouthwash religiously. I still have annual four figure dental bills. 

Its nice to know I’m not the only person who likes to read a well-thought out story, not get my “news” via video and talking.

I watched it — it’s not that interesting.

This auto play bullshit is why I refuse to turn off my ad blocker. 

TBH I don’t have any actual memories of smelling his breath. But this was like 7 years ago. I just remember him talking about crazy shit endlessly. 

I believe it. After a move where we ended up without a bathroom sink, I put my ex husband’s toothbrush and paste on the kitchen counter, because it was the location of our only functional sink. I assumed he was using it because he was a full grown man.

Thank you. My exact reaction!

Not only is it a video that nobody wants to watch instead of an article to read, IT’S FUCKING AUTOPLAYING VIDEO.

I dated a guy who was convinced you didn’t need to brush your teeth, you just needed to eat celery. I never saw him brush his teeth or eat celery. That was a weird month.

JFC I wish I had the healthy teeth these assholes are so cavalier about fucking up just to be defiant toddlers.

Too big and no headphone jacks. I do not like our tech overlords. 

“I mentioned it to him once or twice, but he reacted like I was trying to control his life,”

WHAT ABOUT MY TINY LADY POCKETS!

My 6s turns 3 years old next month. When I first got it, it felt HUGE! Now it’s normal and I hate that. 

I have an idea: Small phones colored pink! And we can charge more than the regular ones cause...... umm..... pink paint. /sarcasm