The lion’s den? Because Carlson evokes an acrid assault on the senses like the ammonia stench of a lion enclosure at a poorly maintained zoo?

Fuck you Tucker Carlson, you look like a concerned potato.  

Nobody is the “Trump” of anything. He is uniquely awful. 

“For nearly fifteen minutes, two of the most infuriating men on television yelled, interrupted, and tried to out-alpha-male one another to no avail.”

The Tangerine in Chief said “make America great again” and can’t do that either, but it still got him elected.

So basically millions to billions of dollars won’t be spent in the US economy.

Thanks Donald!

Some cities are canceling contracts with ICE. I’ve been going to freeholder meetings in Jersey trying to get my city to do that. Trust me, their stance on it does matter. ICE will get taken down after rising pressure from local municipalities.

It’s the first drug approved in the U.S. to be derived from weed, and technically invalidates the drug’s classification as Schedule I, as it now has a medical use.

It’s a way of leading with your values and energizing your base. Its how Republicans keep getting things done that seemed impossible just a few election cycles ago

Dogs are just as sensitive to their handlers’ body language as they are to whatever substance they are supposed to detect. If the handler’s interest is piqued, the dog is more likely to indicate a false positive to please them. And a positive indication from the dog is probable cause to search, so...

one wonders what so many have against marijuana? Except mak8ng it legal kills a lot of the drug trade, kills opioid usage, makes sellers less money....

I’m increasingly of the mind that those “police dogs” are about as well-trained as the Shih-tzu with a “service dog” leash sitting in first class.  

The only good thing about Trump being POTUS is that I no longer have to hide just how much I despise this nation.

Dude.  We can all tell you’re smoking.

Be *really careful* in LA. Outside of New Orleans, there’s a lot of small towns that make most of their money from traffic tickets. My friend (who has never been pulled over for his skin tone before) was pulled over more than once in Louisiana. His father too.. and they’re both light skinned Puerto Ricans.

The fact is, marijuana is not legal and never has been. 

Idiots. Everyone with half-a-brain knows that sharks live in tornadoes, not hurricanes.

Never before has there been a better description of being Online. 

There is no more clearer an example as this to why I have never been on Twitter, and never will be. I'd rather laugh and throw jokes from the cheap seats(aka Kinja).

I’m still paying off my most recent visit to Whole Foods … or as I like to call it, Whole Paycheck.