I know, what happened to the good old days when you could carry poison around in a ring to get rid of your enemies?

Yes, after all, this is Deathha... I mean Lifehacker!

“Forgot to check Omarosa for a wire! Take a penalty card!”

Yay, capitalism! Eating its own babies because shareholders are hungry. Let’s degrade the Internet to Third World levels on purpose to wring a few more nickels out of the peasants who have no power. Christ, things suck these days.

In a statement, Moore said that he plans to use any money he’s awarded to purchase a van and candy.

That self-satisfied, sanctimonious tone, the total spinelessness of speaking secretly from the shadows without actually doing anything to address a very dangerous national crisis, the smug expectation of not facing any real consequences for writing that NYT piece—even without the “lodestar” stuff I was sure Mike F-ing…

It’s a summer camp for pale young girls.

Mr. Burns

“caused him, Mrs. Moore, and his entire family severe emotional distress”
Well, GOOD!

Two things:

Sacha Baron Cohen can just drag the lawsuit on for 18 years and Roy Moore will naturally lose interest.

This is exactly why I hate most white women (sorry)...or at least the 53% of those bitches who put this monster in office!!

1) You signed a release. 2) Satire of a public figure gets a lot of legal leeway, thank you Larry Flynt. 3) If Roy Moore wants a thorough civil case about how he was banned from the mall for creeping on teens into his mid-30’s, complete with witnesses, bring it on, asshole.

People are saying she’s been calling Pence “Daddy”, and it seems to be working for him.

He’s like all those old, evil, bitter-ass men who seem to go on and on and on.

It will go to the states now. SB 822 in California is the model for reinstating net neutrality from state to state. If your representatives don’t support something like it in your state, vote them the fuck out.

But they explicitly said they wouldn’t do this!!! Do you think they were lying to us?

Are we great again yet?

B U T

“Extra virgin olive oil” has become such a meme that the market is flooded with cheap stuff that isn’t really worthy of the name. That’s the big jugs you can get at Trader Joe’s or whatever. There’s also a lot of expensive olive oil that is also pretty much shit. Pretty much any formerly hifalutin’ ingredient that…