I think it’s time we scrapped treating the founding fathers as the Gods that they’ve been made into. “We the People” was written by genocidal slave owners. While it’s great to turn that into something more, we shouldn’t forget where it came from and that many founders would be horrified to find out women and blacks are…

You sound extremely insecure, and it gets only more obvious WHEN YOU TYPE IN ALL CAPS. I am sorry you need your manhood validated by others, when you eventually become an adult and go through some life you will hopefully understand how childish your response here is. Until then, I hope you go back to school soon so the…

Lol, I normally support wikipedia but that article was pretty funny in trying to weasel things around, “Virtually all New testament scholars and Near East historians, applying the standard criteria of historical investigation, find that the historicity of Jesus is effectively certain.”

Virtually all. Effectively…

Super pale perfectly smooth skinned Jesus has what looks to be a stick on beard.
“No man can defeat me!” - Satan
*Jesus slams down the hand of satan*
“That’s because I am no man!” -Jesus
*Rips off beard*

It’s pretty standard Cult building. Create an outsider that is evil and wants nothing else but to destroy your precious way of life for they know it’s the true way. Instill in your followers a complete mistrust of this boogeyman then whenever something doesn’t go your way, blame that boogeyman and everyone will agree.…

There’s a number of totally fair and balanced conservatives that believe wikipedia has a liberal bias to it as well, and have built their own wiki to combat the lies.

Just look up conservapedia and weep at the utter distopian hate and conspiracy nuttery that is what some conservatives view as reality. Among them is the…

The funny part is that the rich understand that when the poor have nothing else to eat they will eat the rich, thus the rich are constantly giving the poor other poor to eat, immigrants, muslims, black people, liberals, as long as they keep eating each other, the rich are safe.

Nah, the peasants are too busy dying of alcohol and opiate overdoses while dreaming about how they will crush the (black and mexican) peasants once their windfall comes in and they are billionaires as they have been promised and deserve.

Roasts anymore always feel a bit strange. Like people are paying shit heads to sit there and take jokes made about them being shit heads, while faking a smile knowing they are going to use that money to be shit heads. It seems like a crap deal all around.

I thought roasts were about friends jabbing friends, which if…

Um... so what?
What if he dies on a stunt, does he owe you money or something?

The amount of vitroil around an actor doing their own stunts seems rather strange, I mean outside of the blatant click bait 2 minutes of hate, old man angry at cloud type of things what’s there to be angry and spitting venom about?

There’s a huge jump between “social climber” and “spittle foamed arseholes.”

One thing I don’t think many understand, in part due to movies and their need for action in ~2 hour stories is what real war was like for a soldier pre mid to late 1800s.

The majority of a soldier’s time was spent marching to the war zone and shooting the shit while waiting for an engagement. Once in battle the goal…

Get million dollar ‘loans’ from your father. Waste it. Get another million dollar loan from your father, spend it on russian hookers.

Best words, much achievement.

Probably strapped them down and pumped them full of strong drugs to cure their fixation on wanting to kill their mother and sleep with their father.

Psychiatry was pretty rough and many late 1800 mental hospitals were torture wards that had all sorts of crazy and generally abusive ideas about how to handle patients…

Didn’t this already happen? I feel like this already happened.

If there’s a chance someone might praise his biggly best words, or highest IQ, or something he can take credit for, he’s all ears. But there’s a difference between his constant and unending need for validation and being involved in things.

One of his skills is being so utterly convinced of his own pretend abilities…

What do you want?

And then the great Geordivere rerouted the rings power through the isodyne capacitors, creating a temporal feedback loop that colapsed subspace traping all wraith not protected by a level III saurometric field. Saving the lands from the giant alien eye. Another race saved by men.

“But should we tell them the volcano is …

Airplane 2: “Looks like I picked the wrong day to stop doing russian hookers!”

If you just turn the chart upsidedown... you’ll see Mr. President your numbers are skyrocketting!