You’re adorable, but if you would like my evolution 101 class I’m afraid you’re going to have to pay.

If you think I actually mean anything I’m saying here and somehow don’t realize I’m making fun of you to your face while I wait for my pizza... you’re stupider than I thought.

Wow someone is soooo thirsty for attention!
So what you’re telling me is past white people were just idiots for trying to fake the data that black people interbred with lesser species, and in fact that would have made black people *more* evolved (like that’s a thing) than less so it’s good they were just so stupid.

Cool …

If I was I would still clearly know more about evolution than you!

(afterall, white people are genetically ‘less human’ than black people, so I can see why you would make this mistake, it’s just in your lower nature.)

Anytime someone makes sure I know they don’t give a shit, I wonder if they might not be telling the whole truth.
OK I WILL!

This has to be a parody right?

A few years ago I fostered some adorable baby rats that were the result of someone accidentally mixing a male in with females that were air shipped from a hoarding case to a local small-animal rescue center. Turns out being shoved into a dark airline hold of a giant metal beast isn’t enough to put rats off the mood.

Eve…

Pardon me, but would you have any Grey Poupon?

Critters in drain pipes almost never come from the sewer but probably lived in the walls and got access to the vent pipe that vents sewer gasses out the top of the building and prevents your toilet from smelling constantly.

So be kind to pipe rats, they survived the farts of hundreds if not thousands of new yorkers!

You are welcome little troll.

See, another level headed totally not racist gun lives matter troll who supports the extrajudicial execution of a fellow gun owner.

Officers are given intelligence tests, and are flunked out if they score too high.

Came to the comments to see all of the gun rights activists defending his ‘god given right’ to carry a weapon and demand this officer be prosecuted for such a violation of rights.

Mmm tastey insults in lieu of support.

Those poor celebrities, won’t someone defend them, they can’t defend themselves!

Holy hyperbole batman! We want her shot? Where did you get that? I don’t think anyone said that or even suggested it. 

Everytime you make a mistake, if you want people to believe your appology you *must* back it up with actions that say you understand what your mistake is and how you will prevent it from happening in…

I’m voting death via having his ‘hardass’ face tattoos cut off for being a poser.

And why are they so damn ugly? Did he basically get fake prison tattoos or something, cause I feel like one of the things you don’t do if you value your life and skin is fake being a prison badass.

What do you think she “got” that she didn’t get the first time people told her off and she told them to shove it?

Did she donate any money or time to understanding trans rights and lives? Is she going to be taking classes on trans inclusion. What exactly is she doing besides giving trans folk her ‘thoughts and prayers’

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I mean, let’s look at what happened here. She, the producer of a film, cast herself in a lead role that she will have to go through massive makeup or inproperly represent a real person. People told her “no, bad idea” and she told them to be quiet and shut up. They didn’t shut up and once it became obvious her oscar wor…