John Oliver has it now:

I hope what’s really going on is that the kids who died at Sandy Hook are haunting the shit out of them.

it would solve the problem of you owning a dog, very, very quickly.

He was definitely wrong if he was advocating for the AR-15 or anything else chambered for .223, unless you happen to like hogs to be bloodied and pissed off but very much alive. There’s some superficial appeal to the idea of something high-capacity and quick for dealing with a large number of hogs, but that doesn’t…

Cop.

I don’t mind the VAR, but I still believe it needs to be limited to what the human eye can see.  Get rid of the lines.  Have the referee watch it in real-time and in slo-mo as much as he needs, and if he can’t make the distinction between it being offside or not - let the goal stand.

You haven’t see modern cops recently, have you?  In some areas they are better equipped than soldiers, but less well trained in the using the weapons. 

Uh, actually yes, fuck anyone who supports Trump. I’m..a bit surprised that requires any kind of clarification.

19000 fewer Alabama fans? Tuscaloosa women are truly doing God’s work. Keep it up, ladies!

That picture at the top should be Deadspin's masthead.

Thank you all for the correction, I was mistaken.

No, that’s a bitch move.  

“Behind every great man in a fight, is his girlfriend squawking like a crow with laryngitis.”

Anything non-Suntory to recommend for a Saints fan preparing for Saints fans being the most butt-hurt out of all the WYTS emails? Saints fans make me feel like god exist but he has a fucked up sense of humor.

So, Sherrod Brown says Trump did a good thing and Trump says he’s lying about what happened?
I hate to say it, but I think Trump might be right here.

Nobody is advancing that argument in good faith, because it crumbles as soon as the question of what “leftist” opinions or policies motivated his violence.

If Joe ever scored four touchdowns in a game, that would be the best celebration and biggest fine in NFL/most complaints to the FCC in history. 12/10 would want to see happen.

Ben, my tiny, tiny dude. “Just behind Brandon Jennings, and ahead of Jared Dudley” isn’t doing the work you think it’s doing.

He’s the hero Cleveland deserves, not the hero Cleveland needs.

Word