You sound like you have erectile dysfunction. Does it make you feel good bullying high school kids?

It’ll be very interesting to see how the USMNT manages to completely squander his entire prime...

As I scrolled through I kept hoping the last email would be ZMF. This was already a shitty day, and no ZMF was the withered, moldy cherry on top.

My goodness I wish Zodiac Motherfucker would send in emails to Drew for this annual laughfest. Honestly reading ZM was the high point of the Lions’ season!

That one sailed further over your head then his last toss as an Indian 

I think Mr. Bottle is commenting on Bauer’s usual Twitter response when people call him on his combative shit, which is “I’m not mad, bro, I’m laughing at you guys for getting angry.”

Can we talk about the dude going 0-for-23 in the game, though? How many damn pitchers did the Orioles go through?

I’m a Calgarian. Everything is getting gutted under our new provincial government. All to give more profits to the oil company billionaires.

It’s not, in fact, difficult to care about the fundamental humanity and dignity of working people in a city you’ve never been to, and to be upset when their public infrastructure gets gutted as a way of throwing money at a billionaire. This is a really weird concern trolling take

So they were cursed because they didn’t play on some ancient burial grounds?

Tow? If that’s my property, that’s an immediate tie the other end into my 2-phase 220 outlet, grab a beer and watch the fun.

Sometimes I read these and think “Wow, Magary’s really funny. He made all these jokes and exaggerations about the Ravens/Bears/Seahawks/Whoever. He’s so clever, that Drew. Ha ha ha ... so, so funny. Deadspin is really lucky to have him. Guffaw”

It was 2012 and the Niners had just lost a heartbreaker to the Giants in the Super Bowl (Kyle Williams fumbled two punt returns...)

It was 2012 and the Niners had just lost a heartbreaker to the Giants in the Super Bowl (Kyle Williams fumbled two punt returns...)

I was going to mention the Winchester Mystery House (which kinda sucks!) but even that’s in San Jose. Might lead the country in parking lots per capita though. That’s a plus. 

The 49ers are not a San Francisco team anymore. Santa Clara is a town far away from San Francisco that has its own merits, but the 49ers are just another guy on the peninsula who says when asked that they live in SF, then when pressed as to which neighborhood, admit Santa Clara. Santa Clara is not San Francisco.

“Rispoli and Varisco”

Is the WYTS for the Falcons closed? . . . I have edits.

Irish guy loves Boston, hates San Francisco, millions SHOCKED. 

Unless one sportsball player actually comes up to another sportsball player on the field/court/rink/track during (or immediately after) regulation play and, with cameras rolling and clear audio, calls second player the n-word multiple times in an aggressive manner.